Me: hey Boo, can I talk to you for a minute?
Boo: speak, human!
Me: last night you brought four live rodents into the house. I appreciate your baser instincts, but you managed to lose track of one in the closet…
Boo: what? Me?!? I am shocked by your aspersions!
Me: we saw you chase a mouse under the closet door! And then you completely lost interest!
Boo: I never lose… hey, is that a bird?